Here is a short list of things that I've seen in hot yoga class, and would prefer to never see again.
1. The inflexible body builder (think Rocky Balboa) who spent most of class grunting, sweating, exhaling loudly, and leaning on the front mirror for support... then left a big, streaky, sweaty mess on the mirror at the end of class. And no, he didn't bother to wipe it off with his towel.
2. Ladies who do not wash their eye makeup off before stepping into the torture chamber (i.e. hot yoga studio). By the end of class, they look like extras in a Marilyn Manson video, except healthier.
3. The newbie on the mat next to me who didn't bring a towel and thus spent the entire class sweating, slipping around, and loudly clearing his sinuses into his hand and wiping them... on his shorts.
PS - To the skater dude in my class last night who had epic sideburns and "sinner" tattooed in script sideways up his ribcage... homeboy, you are in the right place!
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